Jason Chaffetz

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)